• Yes, it's all in my head, liver, kidneys,
    spleen, blood bone marrow and even my DNA!
  • Time and space are mental constructs.
    If we work at MCS speed, it gives others a slightly better chance to catch up!!!!!
  • It Sucks to feel Yucks!
  • Too toxed to Tango
  • My bubble burst and now your air has got me down 
    (I'm sure there's a song somewhere in there...)
  • Toxic waste site (for a t-shirt)
  • Dump Site (t-shirt)
  • Disposable Hide-away Human
  • Toxic but Kickin'
  • Chemicals left this Canary Singing the Blues.
  • Always be Wary - Don't become a Canary
  • Dirty birds Need to be Heard
  • Poisoned Canary Singing
  • Be wary! Don't Become a Dead Canary
  • Bounce is a misnomer- It sticks like poisoned glue.
  • If something is labeled as Poison, it IS!  Read the label. 
  • Poison is as Poison does!
  • Poison is as poison does!  Read the label.
  • Too many canaries are turning blue... cough, choke, sputter...
  •  Read the label... contact toxic...  Did you think that didn't mean YOU?
  • Smarten Up... your spent dollars are working against you. 
  • Eau de la Hydro-petro?
  • Or are you really are wearing eau De Toilet?
  • Eau de Solvent
  • Kiss of petro-to make your heart a Flutter
  • I got that bubble saying blues….
  • "Eau de Diesel"... make his (and your) head spin.
  •  

 HazMat Fashion on my tyvek suit-

 "Dying... to breathe clean air"

 

T-shirt Slogans that'd look good worn while shopping: 

  • Read The Safety Label
  • Has the organic produce you bought been handled organically?
  • Why aren't ALL the ingredients listed?
  • Unscented fabric softener is still full of harmful chemicals! 
  • 89% of personal care products contain chemicals that have not been tested on humans 
  • I'm a tester, you're a tester, wouldn't you like to be a tester too? (on one side)  89% of personal care products contain chemicals that have not been tested on humans (on the other side)

 

Mask Velcro sayings:    I had thought of making little velcro slogans for my filter mask, which I could keep in my pocket and change depending on my moods or peoples stares - like happy faces, or

  •  "Your chemicals are killing me"
  •  "Keep your chemicals to yourself"
  •  "If you kept your chemicals to yourself I wouldn't need this mask."
  •  "If you look any harder it's contagious"
  • "Chemical sensitivities are contagious"
  •  "If you look any harder you'll suck it right outta me!"  (Please do!)

 
 MCS warning labels:

  •  Chemicals in your clothing and on your body may affect the ability of your brain cells to function normally, or at all.
  •  Think stroke, ADD, and Alzheimers. Chemically induced by your laundry and personal care products. Many chemicals in your fabric softeners, dryer sheets and personal care products are neuro-toxic and carcinogenic.
  •  Please keep your distance if you use ANY cologne, aftershave, perfumed products, or clothing that has ANY fabric softener or dryer sheet residues (even unscented).
  •  Some chemicals make me nasty. Do you really want to know from me if you are wearing them? 
  •  Air-fresheners only refresh the manufacturers bank accounts.   The more you breathe them the less functional YOU are.
  •  Warning: Use in WELL VENTILATED PLACES. How well ventilated is your brain?
  • Dear Management: Please do not use air fresheners in public spaces.  They cause asthma, headaches, rashes & other health problems in some  people.
  • Thank you so much!

 

 Removable Sticker ideas (So as not to destroy private property)

  • "How safe is your shampoo?" 
  • "Does your shampoo cause cancer?" 
  • "What chemicals are in your fabric softener? Why do you believe they are safe?" 
  • "Is this air freshener safe to breathe? Who says so? Why do you believe them?" 
  •  "Will your testicles be affected by your cologne?"